So you like pizza?
Great! That means we’re already on the same page. Studies show that people who enjoy this gluten-filled bomb have a 28% higher IQ level than your average John Doe…
See what I did there?
Anyway, I have good and bad news for you. The bad news is that...
It might be St Valentines Day, but if you're like me and can't be bothered with all the pretentious fakery just take your lad or lass to get a behemoth burger. Trust me, nothing says I love you more than a gob full of cheesy, greasy meaty goodness. These burgers will give your partner heart-flutters or a heart attack. Just make sure you have an ambulance on standby.
